Man, some of you guys have WINDOWS in your office?

Also, murdered her boyfriend. (LOWELL—NEVER FORGET!!)

"Kids" meaning in their early 20s, because I am a grizzled Gen X-er.

That scene with the rat and the rat tunnel….

I seem to remember a scene in Bad Taste that involved people posing as aliens having to drink vomit. I will not Google to confirm, because even typing this is causing me to heave a little.

I did that once and half the team bitched for the entire night because they didn't get the joke, because none of them had ever seen the Simpsons. Because fucking kids.

My college boyfriend and I volunteered to get bumped from a flight from Pittsburg to Minneapolis when the vouchers went up to "free flight to anywhere in the U.S., Mexico, or Southeast Asia" and we still got a flight out later that day. We went to Cancun on Northwest's dime and man was it great.

It can be two things?

Yeah, I had a tv-faced robot that came out of a bump in my head, but it got really confusing.

Former winger, now proud chest freezer owner. Still working out the kinks in the whole "getting the temperature at a good medium, so it's not either too hot at the top or partially frozen at the bottom."

I'm a home brewer, but my husband went pro. At the tail end of fermentation on a German pils, have a carboy of Berliner that I really need to do something with. What do you have working?

I say water treatment, because it happened to our last brew, and it turned out the water company had increased the amount of chlorine in our water and we weren't accounting for it properly, but yes, it also occurs when you use chlorine based sanitizer (which we don't).

I've been a homebrewer for 12 years, and I'm married to a brewer for a local craft brewery, and I still like IPAs. I will add that I like those made with newer, citrus-forward hops, rather than the ones that were bred to be incredibly bitter. (Setting aside that when they are used in a brew also affects their taste in…

I've found that generally smoke beers tend to have a bandaid-y edge (which is why I don't like them), but also improper water treatment or higher fermentation temperatures can both create bad esters in beer.

He'll just have to console himself with the massive salary bump that comes with winning a Best Actor Oscar.

And it was written by the dudes from ABBA! (Literally just figured that out, was very embarrassed, and am now doing my best to spread the word.)

I finally just deactivated my Twitter account today, and it feels great. Now i only have to have dudes yell at me about how unattractive I am, how I'm a SJW, and how I hate all men on my friends' Facebook articles and in the comment threads of various publications.

I see you've been reading the Facebook comments on this article.

Wait, I thought Andy Dick was the most punchable man in Hollywood.

No, to be precise, Ted Cruz is what happens when you forget your senator in the car for multiple hours in the Texas summer.