At this point, it keeps randomly locking me out of my account or refusing to acknowledge I've logged in, and it won't even let me update my email account. What a great product!

I put the cranberry sauce between the bread and turkey, but do a similar open faced sandwich thing. Aw yeah.

There used to be a Church's right by a Popeye's near my old apartment, which was great because you could get the honey butter biscuits and fried okra from Church's, then go right next door and get fried chicken and red beans and rice or mashed potatoes from Popeye's.

Actually, for it to be called a beer, it has to contain malt, hops, water, and yeast.

Yeah, homebrewing comes down to 2 things: sanitization and temperature control.

Or like, maybe we shouldn't armchair quarterback other peoples' marriages. Just a thought.

As someone who read this book in a college class, I think a lot of people were. I always thought it was strange, but who wouldn't be with that bio.

Look, the banana split blizzard is fantastic, as is its near-identical cousin the Hawaiian, so that immediately invalidates the results. Cheesecake blizzards are gross, you cannot convince me that having a center of goo is an innovation, and speaking as someone who loves mint chocolate chip ice cream, whatever fake…

So, question: is there a convenient, legal way to watch this online? I've been wanting to check it out for years, but nobody seems to have it available. I am trying to be a good guy here, but I'm thisclose to resorting to more devious means.

I'm making gravy without the lumps!

I find it rather telling that George W. Bush couldn't stand him, because I feel like that guy can get along with anyone, despite how I may feel about his politics.

Yeah, thanks Republican party, for making me agree with that asshole Ted Cruz. Never thought that would happen.

I know he sure steered me wrong regarding the lucrativeness of the pube market.

But who won?

So, maybe I missed it totally, but who won the office death pool????

SAAAAAME.

I'll just leave this here: http://i.makeagif.com/media…

Got eaten by a lot of predators, if I'm remembering the books correctly.

I mean, am I the only one who saw this? https://munchies.vice.com/e…

5) the creator pronounced it "Jif" for the sake of a dad joke, and nobody should encourage that.