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The vice presidents unimaginative campaign slogan!

Clerks may not have been that good in a longer format, but the 6 episodes that were created worked well, much better than anyone who saw what ABC put out would ever believe. Alec Baldwin as Leonardo Leonardo was a definite highlight, and the humor would have fit better on CC or AS than on primetime broadcast, even…

"One Little Victory" Rush in Rio

I remember seeing Seinfeld for the first time as a tween and thinking "Hey, it's Stanley Spadowski!"

Sorry, Eccentrica Gallumbits is already signed to the next Halloween sequel.

RRROOXXXXXXXYYYYY!

In short, he has the intelligence of a baked potato (as opposed to his heart being as warm as one).

I remember when I was first corrupted by images of puppet sex…ahh college.

Surprisingly, Mambo's 1-4 were all Scandinavian death metal.

After this week, shriking him could be justified too

"No, take my hands, you evil, metal, dorrrrrkkkkkk!" is always funny. All other thoughts on this matter are incorrect.

When I first read the headline, I was expecting to find Richard O'Brien ("Dick #1!") had a new role as some sort of stoner.

Tyler Perry's Perry Tyler, the story of the first platypus president.

Yes, those are nice, but it doesn't really answer our question.

[What he said]

All present and accounted for, even the damn moose!

This was an episode that could have benefitted from a "unplanned" bleedover in to WWHL.  By letting the episode run even a few minutes long, it could have kept what suspense there was to be had in the 4th round, by at least making it appear that Brooke could win and that we would go to sudden death. Also, I would have…

Honestly, I clicked this article because I remembered the name from a random episode of King of the Hill where Connie ends up going to the Grand Old Opry instead of Van Cliburn's camp. Also, apprently he and Dale also share a birthday.

The Broodwich from ATHF! Even Shake admits it's the best damn sandwich he's ever eaten.