Between this list and it being national margarita day, I think the universe is telling me to get hammered tonight. Then again, the universe tells me that most nights. Did I mention that my cat is named "the universe"?

"Thursday Night Blurnsball!"

(I Can't Live Without (Your Mom's)) Love and Affection

But it comes with a free Fro-gurt.

Here, I'll make this easy…

Here, I'll make this easy…

Not as good as I am at masticating…

Jersey Mike's, especially the Philly.

Would have been much more popular if Norah Jones talked about nailing a teddy bear at a Belinda Carlisle party somewhere in the movie.

STOP!
Take my hands!
You evil, metal, DOOOOOORRRRKKKKK!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do!
We do!

Really, we should have seen this coming….