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Knifey James
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If he'd kept the keys to the tank, he could have taken the White House, win or lose.

Not so fun when you belly-flop off of it.

I Can Change is great, and not just because it samples Smalltown Boy (though that helps).

I blame McDonald's!

Hey now, he's an all-star!

If he'd fed it through a few more languages first, it might have become an original work!

Milligan's fate was ironic, so it worked. Hanzee's veered in to the "everything is connected!" trap that prequels often fall in to.

"I'm not digesting you anymore."

"Le pacte de quesalupes"

…to Hell!

"If thy know what I mean, wink-wink."

Just looking at this gives me the cheesy blasters.

"For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday…"

And jokes recycled from the last thread.

"When a slug-man loves a slave-woman very much…"

Consistently and thoroughly.

It's supposed to finally fall out in this one. Probably from a briefcase cellphone.

I finally gave up on the sportsball thing after the Force Awakens came out. I was really excited about it, but could see why someone who isn't interested, or only kind-of interested, would get real tired of everything being about Star Wars for a few months.

Yes, I think he was "Todd" on the cross.