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Knifey James
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I stopped eating meat a few years ago and I can't tell you how annoying it is to go to a restaurant and look for vegetables on the menu, only to find that they're all wrapped in bacon. I get that it tastes good (I like the smell!) but it doesn't need to be in half of the foods that it's in.

No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!

He seems angsty enough. It's a shame he wasn't around to play Anakin.

I'm sure Carrie Fisher will be doing that by the time the movie is released. Fallon is probably giggling while wearing the hair buns as we speak.

He said he is busy growing his beard.

Probably would have been better suited for a movie, and ended with him dying.

For Buzzfeed articles about parents texting ridiculous things.

Same with public transit; it's supposed to transport the public, not turn a profit (so long as it can cover its operating costs).

The flannel shirts cover the cockpit of the director-bot, manned by a tiny alien who loves convoluted scripts.

" - Bradley Cooper

Joel and their daughter were pretty terrible, too. They deserved each other!

Art

I should have known that from Gravity. Maybe he can hitch a ride home with Sandy on his way to go see Tandy.

Terry's death might be what finally inspires him to come back to earth. I'm not sure what the logistics of that would be. (didn't Skylab burn up on reentry? would the ISS do the same?)

I enjoy the show, but am still hung up on the notion that this was going to be a show about a man driven insane by being the last man on earth, rather than a man who went insane thinking he was the last man on Earth now dealing with other last people on earth. They went in that direction almost immediately, but the

I'm imagining a character with an oversized mask, like the Burger King mascot, silently staring at Betsy a la Anton Chigurh.

Or, promote him to the bridge of a Star Destroyer.

I saw sun bears at a zoo once and they just laid out all day, so you're probably safe where they're concerned.

My freshman year RA in college once walked in to the common room and told us that story. I don't think it was out of the blue, but she was the type of person that would do that, so it may have been.

I'm going to have a hell of a movie marathon when Roman Polanski keels over.