[angrily turns off camera, pushes plastic bricks off table]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets that one; I was wondering how the internet knew about the mouse in my apartment.

"Ephant Mon in the throne room"

Because he read your comment a week ago.

He only tweets in caps, so you won't be disappointed.

Not if you're that guy who was too fat to execute.

Be honest: is it just Wikipedia articles copied-and-pasted?

The ads have seemed more intrusive and cluttered lately (like the banner at the bottom of the screen) but I think that's the case on a lot of sites.

There will probably be a "we're taking the day off" post, so that could work in a pinch.

After he died I decided to look for a copy of it on vinyl. I was ready to pay out the nose for it, thinking demand was probably high even before his death. Instead, I was reminded that this was one of the best-selling albums of all time so every record store was lousy with used copies in good condition for 5 to 7…

Was this a Jewish summer camp on Campobello Island?

The movie is streaming on Netflix; I've been meaning to check it out.

Thanks, Neil!

Yes to the first two, no to the third.

"@disney Actually, a bear would be more interested in scooping the goo from inside Christopher Robin's head than honey from a jar. 1/73"

My dad loves Tosh, for some reason. He's also seen every episode of COPS. Those may be related.

On the one hand, I'm sad Jillian Bell is off Workaholics. On the other, I'm excited for a new show. I've got a lot of feelings right now.

With a hat like that? Kid didn't stand a chance.

You're better off not knowing, lest your life be divided in to "before I knew Anthony Mackie's take on current affairs" and "after".

"Yeaaaah… Cake Boss!"