So that's why Joseph built the pyramids: because Pat Sajak doesn't trust banks.

You might want to sit down for this…

I never saw the movie because neither of my parents were willing to see it.

That whole episode was nightmare-inducing as a child. The characters envision being fired from a job as being incinerated.

Fine in my book!
~John Wallen
Reviewing Fifty Shades of Grey (unrated, Laserdisc)

You've got that right! [discretely closes door to room filled with merchandise for a movie he hasn't seen]

Not cancelling, just rescheduling. Apocalypse TBA coming to theaters summer 20xx.

Fingers crossed for some sort of new material filmed for the trailer, and not a monologue pulled from the movie with dramatic music swelling as the camera pans over a landscape, followed by the movie's logo.

The question isn't which events, it's when events!
(The past events; this movie will take place in the 80s, so the Apocalypse probably won't stick.)

It'll be that squirrelly one they keep in the attic, Skippy Kardashian.

My roommate and I affectionately call each other "little fat girl" because of that bit, but I won't do it in public for fear of people think she's my girlfriend and I'm berating her.

Ann Dowd's character may have been heartless by doing what she did that girl, but she certainly wasn't a robot.

An old-fashioned department store wouldn't surprise me. All the different counters and customers coming and going would allow for the standard ensemble cast & guest stars, and the 'horror' could be some kind of "Needful Things" plot where all the merchandise is ironically-cursed.

When will Hollywood learn that no one is interested in the part before the interesting part of a character's life? No one gives a hoot about baby Batman.

Unless Dalton counts up until the release of Goldeneye, I've only been alive for two Bonds. So what I'm saying is, hey mister, can you buy me some cigarettes?

Is this a Goldenye reference? Robbie Coltrane, is that you?

[BWOM BWOM]

If only the title had prepared you for the movie being 90 minutes about how great LEGO products are.

Not knowing the specifics of his beef with Stewart, I'm going to bet my bottom dollar its some minor thing that Maron got hung up on, and Stewart probably isn't even aware of/doesn't remember.

I think the same-day streaming has been the case for a while now; I recall watching The Jinx on HBO Go almost simultaneously as it aired on the network.