"It's EB!"

Burglars trying steal grain from the Martian pyramids.

They took them to Mars, which is why we need to go to the red planet and retrieve their bodies.

We should do both. There'll be a lot of people with time on their hands after the robots take all our jobs. If the undersea or outer space explorers die on their missions, all the better: fewer mouths for our robo-overlords to feed.

And any messages carved in trees would be an unambiguous "Holy crap, Martians!"

I guess the guy on the train was dead either way, but there's something creepy about the woman falling in love with him, not knowing he's someone else.

It's like the saying about having your whole life to write a first album (or movie, or book, etc…). After that, there are people to answer to, and deadlines, and hype.

Wouldn't that require Donnie Darko to have been good?

Oh, the slideshows are even worse!

And why is the best one at #14?!

Constantly learning SHOCKING facts that they MUST compile in to lists is hazardous to one's health, much like sitting for eight hours a day or eating a pack of cigarettes while grilling red meat.

Neill Blomkamp Syndrome

We WON'T BELIEVE what this adult coloring book enthusiast did to their Sherlock coloring book!

I can't wait until "You won't believe…" stops being the beginning of half of all headlines.

Go ask her.

No, that was Hitler.

I didn't notice this. Was there a scene where it was particularly noticeable? I'll keep an eye out when I eventually watch it again.

She was acting for two.

According to Inglorious Basterds it's also a French thing. Though maybe it's a nation of film nerds.

My dad always brings Kasich up as the Republican he'd like to vote for, but that seems moot since he won't last that long in the primaries, if he even makes it that far.