Instead of the usual punishment for firsties, I hope you get rubber sheets. For your mattress' sake.

Noam Chomsky told a robber to point his gun at a Popeye's cashier?

I can just imagine Portman getting to that part of the script and rolling her eyes.

Love for Han, and trust in Luke that his convoluted plan won't fall apart.

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"Don't worry, he's not a cop."

Sometimes I do wonder if I'm the office dullard…

As a kid, I assumed Jabba licking Leia meant he wanted to eat her. As an adult… Yuck!

Damn, I wasn't quick enough with the edit. But maybe Star Wars could benefit from some beer butts.

Obi-Wan and Anakin didn't lose their shirts to hide Hayden and Ewan's beer guts.

I had a slave Leia action figure when I was a kid, but I covered her up with the poncho from Endor Leia because I figured space was pretty cold.
I suppose the costume makes sense in the movie (Jabba already had scantily clad slave women and recently lost one) even if it wasn't necessary for the plot. But Padme's shirt…

They could tie they universes together by having her android show up.

Also, the triumphant return of Tanya!

Being a tomb raider, she encounters a lot of skeletons. And reads maps.
…Tames gold lions? I don't know.

No kidding. Half the video is him shilling for Minecraft videos. No thanks, bud.

Luke died on his way back to his home planet. Convenient.

Isn't Judy Greer somehow involved?

The viewer and the characters aren't counting on the military to show up and save the day, so that only affects it on repeat viewings. And even then, it might even add a layer of tragedy, where you know all those deaths are unnecessary because they could have waited it out or gone with Shaun's ex to the military base…

One of the prequels has an opening shot so lousy with lens flares that it puts all of Abrams' movies to shame.

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