Sheridan is Cyclops in the next X-Men movie, so this movie will end up a something interviewers tease him about in five or ten years.

It probably got greenlit by just having 'zombie' in the title.

He forgot the obligatory "here's why cellphones won't help" scene.

It's dwarfed by his other credits.

Including Tiptoes is a bit of a reach, don't you think?

"Not quite my tempura."

It's the secret door to the post-apocalyptic bunker.

If he does, I'll be out a lot of cash/putting a lot of trash on the curb on December 19

…And isn't quickly dispatched by, say, tripping over BB-8.

It's odd that they're giving him a backstory 15 years after movie came out, when he didn't really play much of part in the story. This is like giving Blofeld's blond bodyguard a spinoff about who he was before he was fed to piranhas .

He'll be forced to create new races to play caricatures of.

I had to search 'expansion team' on Wikipedia to find out what that meant, and in the process learned that the Houston Astros were originally the Houston Colt .45s! Unfortunately that wasn't because they were sponsored by the malt liquor.

I believe that's how Louis CK has so much creative freedom with the show — he took a pay cut, so FX turns a blind eye.

I wish I hadn't taken my Shoshanna figure out of the packaging because I lost the crack-pipe accessory.

They stripped all of the markers fans of the original would recognize to pander to an audience who'd never heard of it; what could go wrong?!
Maybe movie studios should hire "consultants" to sarcastically narrate their poor decisions before those decisions end up as articles on pop culture websites.

They didn't arrest him, but they did arrest eleven other protesters.

That's right! The left-handed brother reveals himself to be the mirror version by using his right hand.

Toward the end of its run, Blockbuster's new release shelf was littered with mockbusters. I assumed they were there not to trick people who wanted to see the real movie, but the parents picking up a movie for their kids at home. "What was that movie she asked for, Snakes on a Plane? This says 'Train', I guess I…

That was one of the few that my brother and I owned, so I read it a bunch. The ending (he lays an egg!) unsettled me for a while.

She started the fire!