Thing is working through some stuff right now.

They just advertise, there's no actual product.

When my sister was diagnosed with leukemia, someone (I think it was a friend-of-a-friend type connection, so not a total stranger) came to the house trying to sell my mom some kind of water filtration system that he said would rid my sister of the "toxins" or whatever that were causing her cancer (because that's how…

"Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Lysenko"

I had the same thought; the Lysenkoism article says it was based on Lamarck's work.

They can't take back the episodes that have already aired, so we'll always have those no matter what.

Elisa, Elisa, la viuda negra!

…bitch!

It's funny that he's so known for being the Smoke Monster when that was, what, two episodes? The role was mostly played by Terry O'Quinn, or CGI or whoever it was impersonating on a given week.

Future of education?! Number Crunchers taught me prime numbers 20 years ago.

Episode 4 starts with Midnight being handed the Hannibal box set and sitting down to watch it, providing MST3K commentary over all the episodes.

That release date is right before a holiday, and a month before another, right as the weather starts to get cold. Neither show should hurt the other's prospects.

DELIGHTFUL SPOILERS

She finally got booted out of that cheap apartment.

…and there's clearly no place on NBC for cannibals.

Were they there for you/
when the rain started to pour?

You're not wrong to confuse them: they're both about pale women in leather firing automatic weapons at monsters under nu-metal soundtracks, and at one point there was talk of a crossover.

"eggpants"

Only having a passing knowledge of the league/teams, it's a fun challenge to try and decipher the emoji-mascot code. I've got nothing for "jeans/aubergine".

They know about the Tesseract (which isn't Asgardian but is linked to them) from HYDRA's possession of it, so maybe they were aware of Asgard before Thor came to Earth, but didn't become concerned about them until he, his hammer and the Destroyer showed just how outmatched Earth is.