Urkel's parents were never around, so it's fair to call him an orphan.

"Even Bruce Vilanch?" "Especially Bruce Vilanch."

Like the saying goes, "the family that lights fires together retires together."

Old man Huckabee has been haunting the clinic again.

It must get expensive buying new Nikes every time you host a party.

Right. It's a mannerism, but not a character like those two were.

Enter the Voight

Or maybe Lisa's not as well-read as she'd have the rest of Springfield believe.
Not to discount the impressiveness of an eight year old building a robot.

News Radio did something similar, I think. The theme was funerals and theirs was for a mouse.

Save it for Thanksgiving dinner.

It's true! One of my sisters (I can't remember which) owned this album, and the younger of the two will soon be old enough to drink, and will probably play this song ironically on a jukebox at a bar.

Or watching an awards show live.

"Linguo… dead?!"

He probably uses hashtags, though.

I'm sure it's a fine movie, I'm just confused why anyone thought there was any demand for it. I'm the target demo for movies (young, white & male) and my dad had to explain to me that Man from UNCLE was an old TV show.

"Read my lips: no presidential dinners."

It's a vocal tic, he can't help it.

Electric rodents, for extra unpleasantness.

The adoption bit between her dad and brother kills me every time.

I didn't notice it until Armisen started doing his impression, but Obama does have a kind of staccato pace to his voice where he pauses. Every few words. But not in a dramatic. Or emphatic. Way.