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Knifey James
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What do you think he did all day after the ascension destroyed the school?

I'm guessing Samantha's 'get rich quick' scheme involves snakes.

Or it would wrap around and get so transcendently awful that it becomes a masterpiece.

And yet,
No
Baltic
Cannibals

Featuring a guest appearance by Katherine Heigl as Secretary of State Charleston Chew.

But where's Dr. Poochie riding the motorcycle through the waiting room?

They didn't actually cook anything, they just spent an afternoon huffing wood varnish.

There are already some terrible candidates, according to the Wikipedia page for "Generation Z" (which is also terrible): "iGeneration, Gen Tech, Gen Wii, Net Gen, Digital Natives, Socratics, Gen Next, Post Gen, and Plurals" or "TwoKays or 2K's (born after 2000), the Conflict Generation (the generation that grew up

Yes, but commenters have a habit of dying the day before their retirement.

"Julie" also played one of the Others on LOST, working on the underwater station in "Through The Looking Glass".

It's helped me realize that I do not need to know celebrities/public figures' thoughts about anything other than the field they're in.

That's definitely a theme in Elm Street with the disbelieving and ineffective adults: the absent parents (and Nancy's drunk mom) and the sluggish police are so slow to listen to the kids' cries for help, because they 'know' they've already safeguarded the town by killing Freddy years ago.

One of my favorite bits in Elm Street is Johnny Depp locking the French doors at the sleepover. It's such a naïve, suburban gesture; even if Freddy wasn't killing them in their dreams, a locked glass door isn't really going to keep anyone out of the house who wants to get in.

The scene when the tree eats the son scared me so much I had to turn it off, and so for years I didn't know that he (and the rest of the family) survive the movie.

And that'll probably be watchable, unlike Hotel.

And a run-time padded out by a lengthy couch gag.

"They can't know what I do in between Mission Impossible movies!"

The only time I ate at an Arby's, I didn't know it was a sandwich place and so without even looking at the menu I asked for a burger and the cashier was not amused, as though teens were frequently coming and ordering burgers as a prank.

"Dammit, Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef & Cheddar!"

I've wondered the same thing, His Wikipedia and IMDb pages don't list it, but maybe he keeps deleting the credit whenever someone adds it to the pages.