Jesus - be careful! I sincerely wish you a happier time than fictional J.M. Though I would recommend the book.

Satan's Fingers?

Spot on, Yummsh. My friend's girlfriend is a hater and she should have been kicked to the kerb long ago.

If you mean PulledApartByHorses you are mistaken. Hollow Earth isn't all that, though. Thus proving he's better when Jonny's on-board.

David Brent had a pair of Y-Fronts thrown at him while on stage at a dreadful nightclub in The Office's memorable Christmas Specials. They (ie. the Y-Fronts) had Marmite - a well-known (at least in the UK) yeast extract spread delicious/disgusting on slices of toasted bread) - (or something) smeared on the gusset to…

Thank you
for the entirely unexpected and well-executed write-up of what looks and sounds like a pretty excellent event. Krakow is a fantastic place to visit at any time, but this makes me want to find out about similar events there in the future.

You skip Kennel District? Twat.

I'm happy to stand up for both Farrell (In Bruges) and Pitt (any number of excellent performances). You're talking rubbish, Roscoe.

"Sam Rockwell's performance wasn't committed enough." - Bollocks, Eponymous.

I fucking love being a hipster. Great music, great films, smug sense of superiority, not caring when someone anonymously calls this anonymous representation of myself a hipster - fucking brilliant!

I stand by Brownsville Girl as the second best of all Dylan's marathons. No doubting the correct one was chosen if selection was - as it must be, since Isaac Hayes' 'Walk on By' is the shit - a one song per band kind of deal (like all the best mixtapes).

I liked Felt Pelt, but Harrison Fjord did it for me.

What's wrong with something that's weird for the sake of being weird anyway? Are we so unimaginative as to be tied to authorial intent as the ultimate measure of the quality of a film/the interpretation of a film?

England - good work.

How about 'Hold On' from the same album (Mule Variations)? Crappy title, and maybe a little too dead-on at some points, but it's a pretty song, and even better in the context of all those derelict houses referenced throughout the record.

I'd love to hear your entirely wrong-headed reasoning before dismissing you interweb-style.

In Corolla
The Mountain Goats. It's a great song on a fantastic album.

Hmmmm - it's not as if there's one Manchester accent - eg. both Noel Gallagher and Michael Atherton have Manchester accents, but only one of them went to Manchester Grammar School. I know Smith's accent is pretty thick, but I don't really understand why people would take the piss out of him for it.

Well, my first ever comic book was Watchmen, my second was From Hell - ruddy brilliant. I felt completely at home with both. I honestly think they were a great introduction, but the only thing I've read that's been up there with the Moore stuff has been other Moore stuff (V, mainly) and the Sandman series, so maybe…

People always seem to mistake plot that doesn't conform to a realist linear progression for careless film-making, or "attempting" to be "too" cerebral. I mean, it's not like there's a shortage of films that aren't too taxing on the old grey matter, so why lay into something for doing things differently?