Nobody. In real life, almost nobody ever actually gets into one fight, much less seven. If Scott Pilgrim were real he'd play in his band, pine over Ramona (you), date Knives (Tumblr Girl) for a while, then she'd go off to college, and he'd pack it in around 26 and go work in an office somewhere.

I feel like this story is almost exactly how Scott Pilgrim would happen in real life.

I'm a man in my early 30s and I have many, many opinions on Katy Perry. None of which should be said (or typed) out loud.

I think you mean #howardhughesfromtherocketeer

Badger still being alive in the Breaking Bad-iverse proves nothing. The timeline isn't necessarily linear.

Well then this whole feature is a huge waste of time, then, isn't it?

So the Community universe is the Breaking Bad universe's afterlife, is what I'm taking from this.

I haven't seen it in probably twenty years, but did a double take at the header pic and thought "Wait just a second… was… was the lady from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang HOT?"

I remain hopeful that this will eventually happen on The Newsroom. Not with mer-people, necessarily, but a wholly fictitious historical event to split the show off into an obviously fictional timeline.

She's not Helen of Troy or anything but she's not the Cryptkeeper either.

What kid do you know is interested in government conspiracies and shadow cabinets?

Because the New 52 is mostly stupid.

I like the description of the Ultimen having "a more contemporary look that contrasts with the simple, classic designs of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Aquaman" when the header pic is of Aquaman in his 90s-tastic hook-hand, long-hair-and-beard, no-shirt look.

Congratulations on 32 weeks, man. Good for you.

Saturday: Listened to the Movie Fighters podcast on the treadmill and watched two Sports Night episodes on the stationary bike. Bought a new iPod because my old one was breaking down on me, which meant restoring an old iTunes library from a few years ago only to find a lot of stuff I'd acquired semi-extra-legally…

You know what? I don't even especially dislike it myself, but I know a LOT of people who do.

Look, people may love "Imagine" and get its lyrics tattooed on themselves and paint murals about it for centuries to come.

"I don't always watch Parks & Recreation reruns. But when I do, I prefer F Dos Equis.

Are you sure? Do you really want to take that chance?

"Orson Scott Card will not be remembered as a narrow-minded bigoted douchebag, and his movie won't get protested and boycotted and tank at the box office, which is good news because it doesn't look like a superficial, by-the-numbers piece of crap."