If you watch It Might Get Loud, he'll teach you how to make your own guitar out of a coke bottle.

I have literally never been to my record store early enough on record store day to get anything good that I couldn't get any other day. Not to say record store stuff isn't good, it's just that I always get there too late to get special stuff. I always end up buying things that I was already looking for. Why did I just…

Double a? Hell. I could make Jordan duck on a curve.

Sing the doom song if you feel down. I did…for three hours. THREE HOURS!!!

I was always a bit uncomfortable with his character. In the comics, there was a convict that was a homicidal rapist, and since Axel was the last convict, well, you know where this is going. I'm glad the show didn't/wasn't allowed to go down that road.

Imagine some interlocking guitar action between Homme and Page. And by that I mean, imagine Homme JUST singing on a record.

I'd like to give Fiona Alvin's hot juice box, if you know what I mean.

Look: there's no such thing as a bad episode of this show. If an episode falters in any way, the crazy makes up for it. That's why everyone should watch it.

Boom, callback.

But who's fucking Ben Affleck?

Ha

Simon, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Racist Rigby

Remind me to never listen to you again. First thing on there was Fiona and Ice King, for shit's sake.

I thought that was the fucking point. 
"NOBODY TOUCHES MY BUTT WITHOUT MY CONSENT!"
"Bionic legs ain't natchy"
"He's one hundred stories of one hundred-ten percent ten-speed-terror like BAM; like fresh out the grease."
"Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh Nasty! Nasty jazz!"
"Hey Jake, see that? Money's paw…"
"Flies wanted it, and they can…

Heh heh. Sometimes a cigar is just a …

Fionna CANNOT be the same age as Finn. That ain't natchy.

Have they already forgotten about Zim? *shakes fists towards the heavens* HOT TOPIC!!

Their toilets also flow backwards. That's not true.

That was nobody's fault but your own.