Tell me after it's been so long it's not true.

There's still time to change the road you're on.

True. But, let's look as who's better, honestly. Dave is the only drummer today that I can see getting close to Bonham. Wait, except for that guy from the Walkmen. He is so fucking good.

I honestly didn't know what that song was about until two years ago. Then I got really racist with my friends for a couple of days as I explained something to them that they already knew.

Same with Marilyn Manson for me. Except the liking him part. The video for Beautiful People fucked my head up so bad.

[Adopts 50's dad voice] You see Billy, in the 90's, record companies were interested in raping the idea of alternative rock to the point that Curt Cobain went and killed himself. They were bad times. But then Mr. Roosevelt fixed it and settled down the craziness. Then the White Stripes came along. Then Seven Nation…

That song makes me physically ill. Don't know why.

All you have to do is dip some cotton in whiskey and attach to a string and stick. Put it in a hat, make an irishman wear it, and BOOM. Free labor.

Couldn't John Paul Jones use his Them Crooked Vultures connections and get Dave Grohl for drums? Imagine the simultaneous nerdgasm.

But is it good times or bad times? I know I've had my share.

At least Zack Starkey is better than his dad was, but who isn't?

Of all of the instruments to outsource, I'm pretty sure you could go to Home Depot and come back with a drummer.

Yeah? Well, fuck you! (x2)

But at least they didn't buttfuck the Bobcats

I've only ever heard two different songs by the Zep on the radio. Misty Mountain Hop, and Ramble On if you're interested.

On the wings of maybe

My opinion: Best actual cop show on tv. 
Best not-cop cop show: Justified.

Yowza!

*True

The people of Compton think something else he did was bad karma.