He said he was always a lion at heart. Actually, that was probably just the weed talking.

Yo quiero vaginas de burros con guac.

I soiled my armor I was so scared.

I'm so not racist that when someone types "black" or "white" (saying them in quotes isn't racist) all I see is "derp."

What about Basil Rathbone, the original stupidly-named Sherlock Holmes?

…Wesley Snipes?

That's the primo shit that grocery stores import from Mexico.

"Okay. There's where the bad guy with some Freudian carrot thing will listen to classical music, because, as we all know, classical music+accent=eccentric supervillain."

That scene is why I wear denim cutoffs at all times.

It's good theater

Is this show a Louie clone?

"No sir, it is not anal leakage."

No such thing. I mean, you get what you give.

I'll admit, knowing that is kind of awesome. But, it takes away all sympathy I had for her in the first place.

More famous former frontman of MouseRat? Or is it Scarecrow Boat?

I thought it was best hat/mustache combination.

No takebacks!

Just realized how icky that sounded

I'm not gonna lie. The presence of Paul may make middle-aged women rub themselves uncontrollably. Not that Carey didn't.

Controversial?! Polemic is more like it and that's only if I used it right!