If it doesn't happen, he'll make sweet love to the Declaration of Independence.

Is it legal to compare Springsteen to Ted Nugent on this site?

THE POSTER DOES NOT PROPERLY PORTRAY THE YELLING. OH, THE YELLING.

All-Cage A-Team and Expendables. Yes.

Fox is still a thing?

How is there not a Commie for best Nic Cage Newswire already?

But Flash always crashes…

"It's about his dick!"

Joe would be shirtless. Obviously.

.357 would be so much more badass. Killing right-winger with "most powerful handgun in the world." Eastwood would shit himself. More than usual, that is.

Both. At the same time.

Then they came for the guns, and I said I'd end up dead or in jail by weeks end.

Bootsy 4 prez

When backed into a corner I'm not afraid beat the shit out of teenage girls.

And everyone would realize that Carney was cool when he sang Try a Little Tenderness while wearing moonboots in front of the whole school and then gets the girl.

All my high school has is Dan Patrick. Not to say that I don't like DP though.

T Swizzle has so many songs about bad boyfriends that it's started to feel disingenuous.

I was going to anyway.

Regardless of dick-ness, his music is still more listenable than the biebs'.

Misogynist.
Edit: Dammit