That's narrating.

Morrissey and David Bowie has some serious potential.
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

John Lee Hooker black or Usher black? That would clear it up.

They really are.

Really wish that existed for all of the not-really-sports-but-kinda sports.

I'd wear two pieces of tape and a jock strap. It's a personal thing.

*Guy checks bottom of Grammy for recycle arrows. Doesn't find one. Throws in recycling bin anyway. Says "I mean, it's metal right? They take metal."*

I always get a little smile whenever I hear that beautiful guitar strangling that can only be Jack White. Magical.

I don't think I've ever had the privilege to look down upon a troll's comment.

Come one. We all know that Christine is the only staff member with any sense.

This is the last time you'll see THESE!

You could say thrillified.

I'd be okay with that picture if the character broke out into jokes about the various things you can do with midgets.

It may be flavorless, but at least it can carry a damn coconut unlike a certain useless, little double entendre of a bird.

My funeral will also include a green screen montage set to hair metal. Also, can anyone teach me how to link to others within a thread? I'm new.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/…

That would be a callback, correct?

Would you call it your… darkest timeline?

CAN'T YOU HEAR ME WHEN I'M
CALLING OUT YOUR NAME?
CAN'T YOU HEAR ME WHEN I'M
ASKING IF ANY DRESSING ROOMS ARE OPEN?

I disagree. That stunt they pulled with Jet was dickish, but very funny. But yeah. That's it.