it was an (apparently terrible) attempt to point out that arguing about politics is stupid when people are unwilling to change their stance. I used conflicting and stereotypical examples from each side of the political spectrum to humorously (again, not very good, apparently) illustrate that it would be difficult if…

—weird-ass chattering noise—
-Perry the Platypus

My penis just crawled up inside me and died.

This is not the first time someone from Akron explained this scene to me.

Señor Tadpoles is never the place to show your crooked boobies.

Remember: always tap your articles to make sure they're ripe for parody.

Wait. He's allowed to go anyway?

My band is OF COCK?!? 
But is pronounced "Dawes."

Can someone explain to me why Titus Andronicus is often compared to these guys? I don't really see the relation.

Sorta the point.

Really guys? No Come Together? Come on (your mom's face)!

My dad once got really drunk on spiked lemonade at a 4th of July Kansas concert (Surprisingly, this was 2008) as they played wayward son and yelled "more cowbell" for about ten minutes until some lady threw some KFC chicken at him.

Bongos?
Titpany?
Ta-Tambourine?

You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me(?)

Fuck you (this is awesome)

Royale (with cheese)

Maybe now the world will become aware of the crime that is the midwest repurposing famous names and possibly mispronouncing them.

Ha.

You know how I know you're gay? Grey gets you hotter than 50 Shades of Grey.

Don't forget Superbowl Halftime Show money. (I assume that there is more than just the one band I can think of that had a reunion tour coincide with their superbowl performance).