Dirk! We all believe you! You just have to believe us! The helicopter is coming!
—turns head to the side—
—whispers "take the shot" into walkie—

I actually liked most of Viva La Vida. Clocks was great. Even a couple of songs off of Mylo Xyloto are pretty damn good.

What little good will I had for Fall Out Boy disappeared when my girlfriend made me read Wentz's book.

Oh come on. Avril Lavigne/The Offspring/Blink-182/Sum 41/All American Rejects are unforgettable.

Bands don't really flame out anymore, do they? You don't see a whole lot of bands dissolving because one of their members overdosed or something. But maybe that's because there aren't any Pearl Jam's and Foo Fighters' rising from the ashes for me to remember them by.

Fuck you (in a purely positive, gentle way that in now way incites anger because I mean no disrespect)! When LCD Soundsystem gets back together (and they WILL) they will be anything but embarrassing. Mostly because They'll release a song entitled "I've Lost My Edge" in which James Murphy will namedrop fake bands to be…

If Stinson covered "Baby Got Back" with nothing but a dulcimer it would be better than Fall Out Boy.

—Ahem—titUSAndronicus—ahem. AHEM. Sorry. Ack—TAME IMPALA—barf. gag. Sorry. My throat's been bothering me.

Let's all join hands in the book burning/drum circle as Ted Nugent sings "Imagine" and remember that talking about politics is why we can't have nice things.