Wow, perfect place for a <your mom=""> joke but I think it's kind of rude, you calling your mom "very heavy". Also, I'm sure she's a lovely woman and there's just no need to drag her into this. My mom, as you might have suspected, an actual monster. If you've ever had her lasagna (not a euphemism), you'd know why. And…

How is it sad? For whom? For me? Or for you? I'm impressed by your dedication although kind of depressed by how one-note boring you are. I suspect that you aren't even trying to bring your A game.

That's probably a solid, yet confusing, way to live. I'm sure the bunny rabbits are thankful, though.

I dunno, I think you're starting to come around. I see a smile on that face, after all.

Nope.

That sounds like a win to me. Thanks. Apology accepted.

We're still doing this? It was hilarious. That whole scene was a master class in ridiculousness.

Then ride majestic, you proud fool, untainted by the world, pure and clean.

and the next 5 words: I doubt that you are…

You just smart-mouthed yourself out of getting those Blahs back cheap.

how badly do you think they manage the trade deadline this year? What move will they make that gives them "financial flexibility" will they try to sell? At this point, you have to trade Cutch, right? Would there be any takers for Polanco? Do they try to unload Stewart to unclog the catcher's position? Stupid Pirates.

I received not just one but three "blahs", you fool, now you're out of blahs! You are surprisingly persistent, though. I could sell you two of those blahs back to you.

Drowning babies, not eating them. Sorry. Cannibalism is something we can both agree is wrong (plane crash, deserted island, revenge dinners nothwithstanding).

Says the guy who likes to defend rape as a plot point and has admitted to eating babies. Pot meet kettle, indeed.

If you don't understand how rhetoric works unless you're the one deploying it, yeah, you're a pissy, fragile turd.

Except, did I really call you that? And I think you have to be fragile and pissy (and holier than thou - the tri-fecta, you're a triple threat, fella!) to be offended by anything on the internet at this point, coach.

I honestly can't tell if you're trolling (which, eh, carry on) or are legitimately a fragile, pissy little shit (also, please carry on). Why would you think in any of this exchange why I would care if I disgust you? Are you posting that in hopes that someone else sees it and agrees with you? That the mobs be gathered…

Sounds like maybe I hit the nail on the head, actually.

Edited out being a dick: I was giving you shit here but have edited out. No need for that.

Here's what I can gather so far from all of this. You are pro-rape. I doubt that you are, but that's the kind of crap you're trying to pin on me for laughing at that GBF dinner scene. I mean, you sure are an advocate for a child being raped. Integral to the story, adds value to the plot…tension to the characters.…