… And the doctor says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son." How can this be???

Whoa! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that??

Below them the town was laid out in harsh angular patterns. The houses in the outskirts were all exactly alike, small square boxes painted gray. Each had a small, rectangular plot of lawn in front, with a straight line of dull-looking flowers edging the path to the door. Meg had a feeling that if she could count…

BESIDES THAT .

While Rome burned ….

Kathy !!!

Coke keeps you thin!

That is the ned of the nicro-not wens. And now it's time for the late-night flim.

You pressed "you," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "you".

IT BETTER HAVE

This is, in fact, the only correct answer.

S.S. Kresge?

Although I did not misread the headline, seeing the words "Millenium Falcon" and "Roomba" juxtaposed has me wondering — why is a Millenium Falcon Roomba not a thing?

Dibs on "Comet Pizza Children" as my new band name.

You mean Predisent?

How 'bout just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya"?

Spread by the eft-wing media!

Bust a move!

In the Tapper interview Sekulow suggests that the 140-character limit on Twitter is to blame for the "lack of clarity" in Trump's tweet. The tweet is 111 characters. It could have been prefaced with "WaPo falsely claims …" and still had characters left to spare, if that's what Trump meant to say.

You took the words right out of my mouth.