It's tempting, on this last night, to go to as many articles as I can and add the comment "Last!", but frankly I just don't have the energy. I think I'll just go to bed.

Seriously. The Cracked website used to do a lot of these, but thankfully seems to have mostly abandoned this irritating, text-article-presented-as-a-video format. I can read and look and pictures without the help of a video, thanks.

John Saxon - national treasure? Perhaps not.

Or city.

Unflavored for me.

OK — I'll hold the nail, and when I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.

And there's hamburger ALL OVER THE HIGHWAY in Mystic, Connecticut.

We're not angry, just disappointed.

What a foofaraw.

DO NOT TAUNT RAGING BONER.

Too shy.

Follow-up question - - - why not?

Feel my skills donkey donkey donkey donkey.

What's your sister doing now that she's older?

Where's Moochie ???

Isn't this a scene from The Langoliers?

I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown?

GET TO THE "WORKIN' OVERTIME" PART !!!

TV Love Connection Contestant Has The Worst Name Ever:

Augh!! Scooped me by 10 minutes!