The Queen was seated upon The Dirtiest Toilet in Scotland.

Super Soaker filled with Phenolphthalein.

Super Soaker filled with Phenolphthalein.

Namespacing might work. This month's Batman has DC.Comics.Wolverine as a guest star! It would make continuity so much easier, Marvel.Comics.Earth616.Spiderman vs Marvel.Movies.Raimi.Spiderman

Namespacing might work. This month's Batman has DC.Comics.Wolverine as a guest star! It would make continuity so much easier, Marvel.Comics.Earth616.Spiderman vs Marvel.Movies.Raimi.Spiderman

I liked SIWBI but also felt it petered out.

I liked SIWBI but also felt it petered out.

/awaits new member "Scotty at the Gate".

/awaits new member "Scotty at the Gate".

No no, these are films.

No no, these are films.

Still better than Man-Bat.

Still better than Man-Bat.

Sigh. Poor Moyesie really wants him, but no chance they pay the transfer fee.

Sigh. Poor Moyesie really wants him, but no chance they pay the transfer fee.

I really can't see Roman Abramovich signing him. Maybe Man City.

I really can't see Roman Abramovich signing him. Maybe Man City.

I always just assumed he'd written the song about when he spooked himself in a mirror.

I always just assumed he'd written the song about when he spooked himself in a mirror.

Pictured: the only way his failing body can now pass gas.