He's Canadian. Too polite to say "Non" or whatever the hell they say up there (but only if you ask them if they are not going to do something).

Warren: "came up small in big games"? Like the '46 World Series he played with a busted elbow?

Warren: "came up small in big games"? Like the '46 World Series he played with a busted elbow?

It pains me to have to do this (and to know it), but . . . it's "Koko". Respect.

It pains me to have to do this (and to know it), but . . . it's "Koko". Respect.

I actually spent 60 seconds trying to reconcile "obsessed with pink stuff and her boyfriend" with Janice before thinking, "Oh, riiiiight."

I actually spent 60 seconds trying to reconcile "obsessed with pink stuff and her boyfriend" with Janice before thinking, "Oh, riiiiight."

Is this where we talk about "State of Play" and how awesome she was in that?

Is this where we talk about "State of Play" and how awesome she was in that?

If ever there was a time to list yourself as Alan Smithee in the credits . . .

If ever there was a time to list yourself as Alan Smithee in the credits . . .

I bet unicorns have the best safety words.

I bet unicorns have the best safety words.

Possibly, but no one knows if it makes your jimmy thicker or gets you in the mood quicker.

Possibly, but no one knows if it makes your jimmy thicker or gets you in the mood quicker.

Thank you for reminding me I was right to let my subscription lapse instead of paying a few bucks a month to hear music I like bookended by people talking about the proper weight you want for that import vinyl single no one likes.

Thank you for reminding me I was right to let my subscription lapse instead of paying a few bucks a month to hear music I like bookended by people talking about the proper weight you want for that import vinyl single no one likes.

I need to see Cable Hogue again. I saw it on VHS way back when and I remember it being ok, but it had one of those 70s soundtracks that totally took me out of the time period (e.g. Kelly's Heroes).

I need to see Cable Hogue again. I saw it on VHS way back when and I remember it being ok, but it had one of those 70s soundtracks that totally took me out of the time period (e.g. Kelly's Heroes).

I'll hold this thread 'til Hell freezes over or you say different!