I'll hold this thread 'til Hell freezes over or you say different!

Free gimmick commenter concept: be the skits after each article.

Free gimmick commenter concept: be the skits after each article.

And don't use protection.

And don't use protection.

Feels fake.

Feels fake.

I don't know what you're saying: I had the jumbo-sized bucket of foie gras while watching The Avengers. And I wasn't alone. I mean, I was, but there were other people in the theater.

I don't know what you're saying: I had the jumbo-sized bucket of foie gras while watching The Avengers. And I wasn't alone. I mean, I was, but there were other people in the theater.

Honestly, having all those unnamed drives is more offensive than Tubgirl.

Honestly, having all those unnamed drives is more offensive than Tubgirl.

Am I the only one with a small cable nautilus machine installed next to THEIR KEYBOARD? (Sorry, that arm always types in caps; so strong!)

Am I the only one with a small cable nautilus machine installed next to THEIR KEYBOARD? (Sorry, that arm always types in caps; so strong!)

@Difficult Second Album, sadly, so was I.

@Difficult Second Album, sadly, so was I.

Was it when you were in the bathroom of his restaurant and found the camera?

Was it when you were in the bathroom of his restaurant and found the camera?

" . . . 
most of [The Bugle's] jokes are extended well after they stop being funny."

" . . . 
most of [The Bugle's] jokes are extended well after they stop being funny."

One it more than enough, thank you.