The Wicked + The Divine = The Dicked

A Lauer-hosted Jeopardy would be rough. Just like Lauer's mother likes it.

The Brian Williams Reality Bus Tour

Sean Hannity, later.

You mean:

Although good luck finding a low-fat low-sodium version in this country.

Seven. Oh hey, what a great name!

*Charlton Heston joke*

*accidentally sends 300 pics to self during quick "bathroom break"*

Fifty Shades: Double-Knotted

If you have an idea for a better way to comment about Legolas, he's all ears.

Republicans are indeed disadvantaged; psychologically, intellectually, and morally (the holy trifecta).

[leaves right blinker on for entire movie]

Greater than one?

He's running wild.

First he bites Chevy Chase's schtick in Van Wilder, now Burt Reynolds. I guess, look out Farrah Fawcett?

My favorite, frequently referenced (much to the chagrin of my wife), Critic gag:

Cap'n Crunch does spend all that time alone at sea.

You're welcome!

…and is even less popular with the ladies.