Smells like global warming commentary to me. What is happening to the alt-right irrationality we've come to expect from you, AV Club?!?!?!

My grandma is partial to 5x7.

I hate multiplication.

Sad Puppies, why don't Hugo fuck yourselves?

Topographical humor is my specialty.

Somebody needs to, what with them acting all high and mighty all the time up on their high horse, like they're breathing some sort of rarefied air.

At the end, Nolan suggests the brothers start wearing masks, so people will take them more seriously.

THANKS AMIDALA!!!

I'm tired of all these B actors in serious roles. Why couldn't they get Michael A. Jordan?

…which they'd rather not disqus.

[A Flock of Seagulls resume obscurity punctuated by occasional nostalgic interest]

Do you know what happens when you find the police in the Alps?

..and King Kong not actually a king, but merely an archduke.

I hope the origin story is that King Kong started out as Lancelot Link, who was infected by C.H.U.M.P. with some kind of rapid growth hormone.

Unlike most of his movies, this is a twist I did not see coming.

A shirt as defined by Buffalo Bill?

SOILER ALERT!!!!!!

That's coming from El Dan's basement.

The year I turned 21!

I give it an A1.