Just laugh and pretend like you get it.

However, a federal employee will end a sentence in a prop-osition.

The entire cast could give mustache rides during your stay.

Pun threads don't get much bladder than this one.

Sounds awesome but also lame. C-

"Yo, it's pump action!"

As long as it's replaced with lots of silhouetted side nudity.

Watch Two Girls and a Cup.

Reply "Amen" if you think Jesus is the one true savior.

Will Butler live?

That's My Bush!

Borrrinngggg.

He got the eboogie!

It's true, it's true. He's so lame.

Hand Solo?

[who then explains that surgically removing 37 twinkies lodged in the small intestine isn't considered abortion]

*pantses @Dikachu:disqus*

CNN, you're next! Then Discovery Channel, followed by E!…you get the idea.

"Heartbreak Bridge"

Also, the end of this season got a little out of hand with the "someone shows up in the nick of time to save the day, not too soon to allow for some drama, yet not so late that a main character is killed" pitfall that so many mediocre shows fall into.