I prefer my nudity fortuitous, e.g. caused by a gust of wind…and preferably accompanied by a slide whistle.

Coulrophobia, huh? Wonder if the term was named after Dave Coulier? That guy's a total clown.

The 4-Year-Old Virgin

Ice-T: "You mean to tell me you can see that bank robber's DNA with this high-tech software?!?"

THE GOVERNMENT IS SNEAKING QUESTION MARKS INTO ALL OF OUR INTERNET COMMENTS!!! SUBTLY TRYING TO CAST DOUBT ON ALL OF US WHO KNOW WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!

Little known fact that the original plan was for everyone to choke on Flavor-ice, however, their freezer busted the day before. Hence plan B.

Vacuum cleaner probably filled with cookie crumbs.

You must lead a very sedimentary lifestyle.

Something sumthing half-illitarate, yet unintentionaly hilareous ,about sum shitty band.

So waxie maxie?

They're very quotable too. "Grow the ass up." That's gold.

Iron Men: Steam America

Although it sounds like they may be pressed for time.

Speaking of, those looking for a cheaper, more readily available, and (in my opinion) better alternative to the good, but overrated Bell's Hopslam, try Victory DirtWolf.

Love the cameo from Sweet Dee dancing in the background.

There are many other things I'd rather Fox give up on. News, for example.

The other two are pretty outspoken about their respective styles, but Papamichael don't preach.

Step two: zoom.

*flagged for giving the black character in the joke a stereotypically black name*

You probably won't have to weight very long.