*trips over uncorseted boobs*

The A.V. Club

A version of Cheaters where spouses used this website, pretending to be prospective hook-ups, lured their potentially philanderous spouse to an on-screen confrontation could be quite entertaining.

*emission possible*

[…by the nose]

Mission Impossible: Whyve?

All the pastywhitebritish dudes
Singin' the blues
Notactuallyfromthe Bayou dudes
Singin' the blues

It's rohypnotic.

I wish Derrick Storm would actually be about the weather reporting company founded by Ricky Stratton and Derek Taylor, which combines their names into "Der-rick" but hilariously, is really still just Derek.

Although, I'm a little worried you might start walking around with your nose stuck in the air.

*sheds lone tear*

This premise is complicated by the conundrum that by including the actual list of celebrities we'd all enjoy seeing offed, we'd also have to endure seeing these same celebrities in the parts of the movie where they're not dying.

What'd you call me?!?!

Commandon't.

We tolerate Dick Cheney.

Paul McKanye?

Black Snatch Moan

What do you expect when Andre the Giant and Tommy Wiseau have a retarded love child?

As long as that turtle head isn't poking tortoise.

Vanilla Ice likes turtles.