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Ere I Am JH
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That's not a very nice way to refer to Joe's mom.

Gandhi II: Fast and Fast

"DVD is in the parking lot. Would you like to watch again?"

"For best results, blindly give all your earnings to the Church of Scientology to ensure you're "reassumed" as a wealthy, famous person."

Power Rangers: Men in Tights with Rights

A little on the nose, don't you think?

I was saying Joo-urns.

I think it's a testament to his commitment to the craft.

Forehead stubble? Is that a thing now?

something something like: "an ex-girlfriend of mine had it and when we tried to 69 we ended up just lying back-to-back for 30 minutes" ba-dum-dum good night

When the fuck did he get ice cream?!?!

"Nine times out of ten it's a dildo. But … every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] … it's Kid Rock. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply affiliation in the event of being with Kid Rock. We have to use the indefinite article, "a Kid Rock", never … your Kid Rock."

I'll be the judge of that!

G-g-g-ghost!

This scene seems to have a good flow. Although the marketing department might suggest a plug in there somewhere for Tampax.

Hmmm, actually I doubt this is going to mako ton of money.

"Mow your lawn, slackers!"

The A.V. Club

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