FAKE. Who wears shoes while sitting around the house in their underwear eating Cheetos?

For some reason that sounds like he's trolling back alleys giving handies for Oreos.

Oh hai, Mark Fuhrman.

Balls.

Os are for squares, man!

In other news, Fred Durst ate a slightly under-cooked biscuit.

I never sausage a funny caption!

"…an Amazon-based tribe that’s proven surprisingly resistant to cultural contamination.."

I verified your math. Checks out.

I feel like this is what would happen in a parallel universe if Tommy Wiseau was American.

Lars: Business in the front, douche in the front [and back and sides and insides and outside].

When he gets excited it becomes an Emmeline.

♪ "The stars at night are big and bright….." ♪

I'd rather 'bate.

"You've got to be kidding me."

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Balmer, we say "Throw another pron on the grill, hon."

Kiss my shits!

♫ Stool's out….for summer! ♫

That looks like Clerks as said by someone with a mouthful of marbles.