Clerks 3: Jerks

David Crosby looks absolutely stunning wearing that wedding veil.

This would crush at the SAG awards.

Clarence be strokin'!

These days a being solo musician might actually be less risky than pursuing a normal professional career right out of college.

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I actually came here to make a "Tickle Me Emo" joke for this very reason.

I can't understand what they're saying. Can someone translate for me? Perhaps with some sort of stone?

More like SOILER ALERT, amirite?

Until the day you come across a dumpster inhabited by Jabba the Grouch.

With Real Friends like these, who needs real friends?

Was this stark a contrast really necessary to reach that conclusion?

"Oscar, you're such a grouch!"

Stars = PCP

*clenching

There goes your weekend.

[all but forgotten band Yellow Card enjoys slight uptick in web searches during World Cup coverage]

I really want to join in but can't think of a good post.

Weally? Seems like they're wapidly being wemoved thanks to Pwesident Obama.

"Pumped full of sodium."