I thought Martin Luther was German.

Eating McDonald's really weighs you down.

He was talking about Kelsey.

He's calling the kids for dinner.

I never sausage an amazing cast.

How much more black could it be? Well, a little more black.

…AND IN TURN STARTED THE RAPE CULTURE!

Turtle rides bitch.

What rules are there when it comes to outrageous fucking?

"Hide the Football (in Your Jersey)"

Put your titty back up, Adele.

Maybe that's why my wife hates me.

Of course, Joe Rogan's brother isn't very funny. Now Seth Rogen, he's a riot. Huh-huh.

"You know, I was like, doing like, a funny Gabe Kaplan after he'd been fixing his car or you know, working in a coal mine for a while or something."

I said hut hut in the butt.

Dikachu Honored by Institute for Objective Football Analysis

I know, right? Him and Uncle Owen. I mean enough already!

Keeping my eyes crossed for strabismus!

1. Wear only underpants.

Every time I saw them it bewildered me how that guy was always on the heavy side. Based on the amount of cardio he did night after night in sweltering clubs while wearing a full suit, he should have been Richard Simmons-fit.