Seems like every formulaic Hollywood movie model is being contemporized these days merely by making it "…with assholes."

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…or the house that Ricky Stratton built.

Yeah, but does it have all the boogers Chekov left under the control panel?

Missed opportunity to do a Mcconaughey-led reboot: The Music, Man.

I was hoping he would draw on the score from the original Atari ET game.

Only if you're a dude dressed as a lady.

I don't think John Cusack was superfluous.

Sounds cool if you wanna hang out with a bunch of McPoyles.

Roughneck drillers work hard and play hard.

Reanimate Lorne "Gorilla Hands" Greene!!!!!!!!!!!

Who actually talks on their phone anymore?

Yes.

Tie between The Gary Shandling Show and The Fall Guy.

I'm really surprised I've never heard Three Dog Night's version of Metallica's "One."

It's not amnesia gas.

In this case, the term 'whale' is probably appropriate.

"…shared an affinity for squiring around young starlets…"

Really, what qualifies something as "experimental" anyway? From what I can gather, all it means is a liberal use of effects pedals, particularly in the vocals.

*huh-huh*