Here Costas, let me give you some topical cream for that.

*starts band called The Weknd*

"Eat mor chikin."

AV Club

Expendabelles vs. Fembots

Rated R (for multiple hatchet wounds)

There was the part at the end of A Beautiful Mind when Crowe finally realizes he's not real and still sees him in the background, but Bettany stops talking to him.

"Ice-T dictate like shit."

Everybody knows you never go full gimmick.

A little too pitchy for me, dog.

McDonald's USA: You fat fucks don't give a shit how we make our food and would shovel it into your gaping maws even if it were literally deep-fried cow turds.

How did you recognize him?!?!? I couldn't even tell with that disguise he's wearing.

No, don't call Spiderman a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.

I'm still excited that the movie will be absolutely amazing slash utterly terrified that it will be an abomination forever tainting my love for the show.

State Penn

Lemon jews? Lemon esnicket?

Glad to see Frank Rossitano found something to do after 30 Rock.

I think a lot of that perception is due to the fact he's aged into a cross between The Penguin and Dick Cheney.

Rated G (Good for Goose, Good for Gander)

I'm sure others have suggested this already, but there needs to be a Lorne Michaels-produced Stefon movie.