I'm 12 Years a Slave 4 U

I've been totally getting in to this new prophet, although you've probably never heard of him.

…and Beat It.

Maxim Overdrive

"Hey guys, you mind stepping a little closer to that ledge?"

This is all fun and games until she ODs on a bag of stepped-on Party Mix.

*shamelessly opts to just go ahead and stuff a snack-sized bag down his pants*

I think this is the first time in my life I ever skipped ahead to the sax solo.

I'd like to see Michael Douglas' Liberace in a fistfight with Jared Leto's Rayon for a new installment of Monday Night Sissy Fights.

Catfeesh?

Fox News to strand entire network on an island forever or gtfo.

Loverboy 2: Twerkin' for the Tweekend

"stars"

Get hard? Stand-Up? Get it!??!

He's so vein, he probably thinks this thread's about him.

Murder, She Twat

Put those all together and you've the makings of an amazing action film in which he teams up with Smokey the Bear to stop a raging rapidly-spreading forest fire.

On Demand had a sneak peek of the first Broad City episode, and it was pretty good. Pleased to see Hannibal Buress, hope he'll be a regular.

No_way!

*entire AV Club collectively suffers momentary blindness from glare radiating off ElDan's pale torso*