Thanks Ian MacKaye, for making me think "discord" is being misspelled every time I read it.

Waffling? What's that, some kind of Aunt Jemima crack? We've had it with your thinly veiled racism, O'Neal!

His face needs Macaulay Culkin's body.

SOILER ALERT!

Harry in the Hendersons

Why'd they attach a video of Wayne Newton above?

He gets mistaken for Pikachu every time he goes swimming in a cold pool.

For girls, they're pantsuitshittingly terrifying.

Oh. Hey.

YOLO!

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

My life is very meta. I never met a beer I didn't like.

Between Two (hairy) Ferns

*tracks Curmudgahideen to STD clinic, puts on latex glove, punches face*

Duck! Dynasty.

Well, since the bar's set pretty low right now for hip-hop stars, I guess we should at least be happy that it's dudes he's hitting?

Orange 9mm's self-titled debut is awesome. I feel like they had potential to gain a larger following and have more longevity, but their sophomore effort really slowed down and let off the intensity, seeming like they were shooting straight for the radio.

*Mrs. Langdon Alger's perverted cat frowns*

Stop the Groundhog Day, I Want to Get Off

At least it's not Thanksgiving, where for Dikachu it's always the kind of party in which he (whether he means to or not) sticks his dick in the mashed potatoes.