True story: Many years ago my girlfriend and I went to a porn shop and picked up a very cheap VHS double-feature porn tape bundle, both movies having generic porn-type titles. Got home, popped it in and watched the first movie, great, no problem. Next time around, decided to check out the second one and was…

Deep Pokémon

"You act like all I wanna do is uh zoom zoom in your boom boom…"

"I have some old cartoons I did in an animation class years ago…"

Ohhh. I assumed that said Thanatology Boy behind him. I did find it weird that the font became really small for the middle letters, but then again, I am pretty dumb.

You can donate my upvotes to the needy.

3rd Planet of the Apes

Hopefully, the trial will be adjudicated by Judge Judy, so she can lecture them on their horribly poor choices and detrimental effect their organization has had on this country.

Wool you all please stop with this pun thread!

Should we now refer to Game of Thrones as Flaccid?

I wish Fast & Furious would just "retire" him as well.

Lego my Lego, man.

Meaning they will reveal the guy on the left has been Stevie Wonder all along?

The Walker Dead

…more like Sissyphus, amirite bros?

I can't wait until the sequels I, Tonto and I, Tarzan.

It's a Shriner's hat, thank you very much.

Interesting name choice, considering the nature of his endeavor to create albums for all 50 states.

Like I am right now, following our office holiday luncheon?

..and first.