Their pizza is worse than Chicago pizza. They should phase that shit out.

Remember when McCain's wife wearing a pantsuit on the voting day meant she totes voted for Hillary? Every "liberal" asshole who breathlessly covered that big news needs a hard slap.

I don't use it because I love kittens. I don't want them to be associated with this shit goblin.

Yes, your account has already been converted. Hello and welcome to Kinja, Conservative Sex Cat.

She was pretty cool in Superbad.

COME ON, POOKIE, LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN! COME ON, POOKIE! LET'S BURN IT, POOKIE! LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN! LET'S BURN IT DOWN! LET'S BURN IT!

As long as they don't fuck up Futurama, I will continue to ignore this live-action bullshit.

If that show is anything like his life, someone other than his family will make a lot of money.

"written by the guys who wrote some of the more mediocre episodes of The Office"
So Amelie Gillette?

It's a good thing I'm quitting after Kinja. I'm sick of these clickbait newswires. They just post pics of hot-looking guys and slap some text.

Sound advice. I don't want any cheese sticking to my ass.

— Van Jones

Especially the part where they repeatedly beat up asshole Americans for throwing a sieg heil.

Sweet visual, brah. Just before lunch too.

I agree with him. The reason those statues were put up, is his culture and history.

No, I already know what those assholes are about. I may show it to my niece and nephew should they get too comfortable about the world they live in.

Maajid Nawaz is a practicing muslim working on reforming the shittier aspects of the religion. For his troubles, he's hated by fundamentalist assholes and clueless dipshits like Glenn Greenwald and SPLC*. Calling him an Islamophobe is a cruel joke. Imagine being called a bigot for shitting on racist-ass evangelists.

IPA upvote

A world in which people spin idiotic theories about millennials all day

Yes