You think we're new to internet. One click and FBI shows up at your doorstep.

It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.

Yeah, let's give the public all due credit. [Clears throat] You fucksticks, at no point in his benighted rule did he deserve approval rating near high 40s. As if sharing this country with millions of you shitwads who voted for him wasn't bad enough.

With apology to Master Shake, our mighty leader's latest tweet reminds me of this.

Guess I will be in someone's mom jokes then.

Farewell, friend. You will be in our thoughts, prayers and mom jokes.
PS, I'm out after Kinja takeover too.

What's the word on Pepsi's Indra Nooyi? She was on one of these boards and getting heat to resign. Did she quietly moonwalk out of the building? I hope they release another meaningful ad though. It's the healing our nation needs.

In these days of severely reduced expectations, you take joy where you can find it.

This is entertainment news. I am entertained.

"Sorry, but you don’t get points for Theon Greyjoy-ing off the Trump boat once it’s clear that it’s sinking. And, sorry, if I don’t give a shit that you aren’t as deplorable as you once were. Sorry that I don’t care that none of Trump’s past transgressions were enough for companies to abandon the financial…

All four service chiefs also issued statements making their boss look like the shit goblin he is.

Jokes aside, I wonder what the families of Stalingrad vets think of it. I know many in present-day Russia don't have the most enlightened views on race (see? we're all the same) but still.

Drake replicates his successful formula for restaurant customers. The waiters will whine seductively at you right after they neg you.

This statue clearly had a limitation.

Many of us can't.

Off the top of my head, I don't remember any military coup that worked out well for that country's people. I prefer the world's biggest military to respect democracy, even if the democratically elected shit-clowns do not.

Judging by readers' comments under various media sites and people I meet IRL, neither am I. We have a lot, I mean a lot of dumb motherfuckers spouting "both sides" nonsense.
The GOP is going to ride this all the way. The national shitshow is a great opportunity for them to do whatever the hell they want. My lovely…

While we're discussing terrible British ideas, how about Moffat/Cummerbatch Bond? An emotional Bond weds… a stale watercress sandwich. End credits reveal Goldfinger and Blofeld are his estranged brothers. Tumblr goes wild.

This sounds horrible enough to be a real possibility.

I know. I'm surprised my comment wasn't flagged.