He died as he lived.

This total fucking bullshit. Why am I not dead yet?

This total fucking bullshit. Why am I not dead yet?

The A V Club

Always.

I refuse to give the staff any shit over this. They gave me years of free entertainment, insightful articles, and fun online friends. I doubt all of them are on board with this. Univision on the other hand…

I like the staff and the commenters. They both keep each other going. I'm not interested in only half of that fun feeling so goodbye it is.

Been a pleasure. Peace.

Ira.

With my last breath, I curse the dipshits who gave Shyamalan's last movie a good review. Split is fucking garbage and doesn't even have the decency to be half its length. Fuck you Split, fuck your "his name is Glass" ending. If you haven't seen it, you'll thank me for that "spoiler."

Mahk Wahlberg topped the film-stahs list this year. At least she isn't as mediocre as him. I don't know where I'm going with this.

Sex and the City has an extended cut, which seems more egregious.

I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!

I aim to go out in a blaze of disgust.

That header pic for if you're curious about his bj face.

Who watches Netflix on Monday afternoons?

*FAHTS

Sandler at least has a devoted fan base, stupid as it is. What's Mahk Wahlberg doing here, that too at the top of the list?

Of the guys listed here, only Jackie Chan deserves superstar money. If this were the 80s.

An insignificant side character who stumbles on unexpected fandom because the internet is stupid?