I have newfound respect for her and sympathy for her hardcore supporters after seeing the kind of abuse she endures just for wanting the job. Just today my state's agriculture commissioner and flaming bag of garbage called her the c word. Now I want her to be as evil as her detractors think she is. I hope she leaves a…

Derp, you're right.

But it worked with Garfield comics?

Are their accents noticeably different?

That got you? As big a fan as I am, what the fuck is this?
Education: David Lynch, for promoting the benefits of transcendental meditation in “high-stress” schools.

I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa.

I saw Oasis when I was a kid. They got blown away by their opening band Travis. I'm guessing age, booze, drugs, shitty Oasis albums and shitty non-Oasis albums haven't improved their act significantly.

I intend to finish my wedding vows with that last sentence.

You don't need television, as long as you have your… imagination.

Next up, Bono for the Orange Prize.

I'd say the latter because internet.

This entire thread is Fry fanfic.

So the bad smell on those pizzas can be from two things?

Much as to your disappointment, you're never going to sex me up, but do try sushi. It's lovely.

I have never been drunk enough to try it. The thought of adding the second stinkiest (the stinkiest being Durian) food to all that deliciousness scares me.

Tobacco is not harmful, says the research funded by The Leaf Association.

Bless your heart.

I'm not a Bee fan and like you I prefer Seth Meyers, who is surprisingly solid. I don't see her as an HC cheerleader though. She brings a much-needed woman's perspective to the talk show circuit. Many of her topics not surprisingly overlap those of the lady who's trying to be the first woman president.

I'm a flaming pinko and I thought this interview was lame af.

According to political gossip hounds here, the Please Clap! guy was always seen as the chosen one by the family so as a dumb person myself, I take great comfort in how the dumbest Bush occupied the White House the longest.