Pineapple and broccoli are much-maligned members of the food tribe. They're great, they have their place. 1,000 miles away from pizza.

I'm already eating my way through a large pizza. Me good.

Before watching Atlanta, I was in the same camp, but now him getting a decent check is alright with me. Besides it's only Star Wars.

Came here for it, was not disappointed.

Not a big loss for us, El Pollo Loco makes better chicken.

I love bourbon. Considering where it comes from, I'm going to separate the art from the artist. On the other hand, there are so many beers out there from all over the country, I feel safe in saying Yuengling can go fuck itself.

Don't worry. There are enough dingbats out there who think J Law did a stupid thing and had it coming. We lose all day every day.

Janeane Garofalo used to play a hacker in some tv series or a movie. She knows nothing about computers so they put up stickies on her screen for her to say smart techie things. That anecdote is more amusing than all her standup material put together.

Wont does not = want.
However, me = dick for pointing it out.

That is correct. We hate stupid Norwegians and their stupid chili with jelly beans.

I like the creamy variant, in very small portions. BTW, tried Black Toad for the first time (beer thread recall). Good stuff.

You should've asked him how well it worked out for his country.

Indians make a righteous kidney bean stew called Rajma. It's all beans, no meat, all flavor. If you have Indian friends, give them the orphan puppy eyes until they make it for you. The restaurant stuff is garbage.

I like this phase of election. "You know what, I have the money, I have the votes, do whatever the fuck you want and run it as an ad. I approve the message. Zero fucks. H out."

Ripe banana, toothpaste and pre-chewed Juicy Fruit.

It's a sneeze bowl. You collect snot in it. For science.

What kind though? I'm partial to corn.

Me too, but the one in the header pic, not the one next to the GQ guy's recipe. That one is, well, interesting.

Finely diced Thai chilies are the business.

Shredded firm tofu (dried in the pits of hell) goes really well. I make it for my vegan friends. Sometimes just to fuck with them I add cashew paste for extra creamy texture.