This is a correct opinion. As your metal stalker, I also want to know what you think of Wode and Cobalt's latest joints. I like them a lot.

Tortilla + thick no-bean chili + beer on cold days is more than alright.

I like the no-bean version. Most basic foods have local spins all over the world so who owns and perfects it is a black hole of debate best avoided.
Some European stews give the same joy as well-made chili. At the non-soupy end, India and Pakistan kill it with keema. I say eat them all.

Your first and second sentence, ditto.

Pleeze, Tobey Maguire is the guy you actually look like.

I was eye-rolling at the real Rapaport more than the guy he played.
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PB has become an inexplicably popular topping at fancy burger places. I'm intrigued and disgusted.

A rather odd review of the Harry Potter series.

It became a letdown a while ago. Syrupy rom-com wedding, pointlessly convoluted plots, fanfic-grade shittiness. I could go on.

A fuller head of hair.

I'd like to use this opportunity to hurl non-gendered insults at her and the stupid fucking writers who are making her out to be a real journalist. She sucks, the only times she cared about issues were when they affected her personally.

Meesa cleverdicks.

There is or was a restaurant called Baba Yaga in Houston.

I read everything important in Jar Jar voice. Also, is there a market for translating War and Peace into Gungan?

I think Donald Glover is one of the best straight guys in comedy today. His reactions to all the weirdness swirling around him are priceless.

I have never come across this type of person so this comment section has been a revelation. I didn't think outside of Michael Rapaport, who seems to have played himself in Bamboozled, such clueless people were still functioning.

Homie is one step away from yelling MY PRECIOUS in that header pic.

I had no way of knowing that. Not that it makes me any less of an ass. My apologies.

I'll be sure to take a vocabulary advice from a guy who refers to a gay man as a queen.

Ah, "dotard of a queen." That certainly cleared it up.