Congrats. I don't even need to see the trailer! I already know that there will be some vomit gags. Poop gags. Vag-punching. And tons of eye rolling. But in the end… Tina will learn a solid lesson, fall in love, and then fart. So, take that one episode of 30 Rock where Liz became an accidental socialite in a fight…

Not denying the correct grade here… the show WAS very much on autopilot. But dogging Davidson and his placement week in and week out makes me think that you likely loathed Adam Sandler's entire SNL run as well. You're not wrong to do so, but I just think you're cranky and need a few hugs.

At the start of the show, Danny Tanner was only a sportscaster, and not a popular one at that. He only was later offered "Wake Up San Francisco". What you DIDN'T know is that his wife — was the victim of a drunk driving accident — had a huge life insurance policy. It's likely that's how Danny managed to keep the…

Not even a little?

What none of you are considering is the REAL reason behind the suit. Jason Newsted is the frontman for Sandman. He needs poutine!!!

I'm just keeeeeding. Aye dios mio. Frown.

And this year… playing the mom-by-way-of-drag… You guessed it: Frank Stalone.

I listen to Spotify and daydream during the 30 seconds of ads. A small price to pay to enjoy everything I ever wanted to… hey boobs!

Oh Malfunctioning Eddie… you rambunctious rabble-rouser.

Calm down everyone. Marvel characters. Not "super heroes" or "villains". So it's gonna be the Avengers, those extra Avengers from Civil War, Guardians of the Galaxy, Spider-Man, the Agents of SHIELD, the ghost of Peggy Carter, and the annoying-and-not-murdered sister from Jessica Jones all uniting to fight Josh…

Too late for Shia LeBeouf? COME ON!

He also has a blazer or two, that go OVER the superhero T-shirts.

Except he lost a ton of weight. Check yo' snark before you wreck yo' snark.

Something, something… Wilson reference. *nailed it*

Sell Out by Reel Big Fish

Fa Fa, Guster

If I Had A Million Dollars, Barenaked Ladies

Naked As We Came, Iron & Wine

And now I'm caught up. Against the continuing "wah-wah'ing" these reviews dwell in… I've enjoyed the show. Is it "prestige"? Eh. It's filmed well, and acted well. Would it do well on a network? No. But as a sordid drama about a power mad, possibly closeted southern man? It's Spaceerific.

Whoa. Whoa? Whoa!